This is an actual story but I just find it really funny.
36 year old Triston Horne, a Florida man with an extensive history of domestic battery was arrested after he allegedly flew into a fit of jealous rage and broke his ex-wife's sex toy.
Apparently, he couldn't stomach the thought of being replaced by a dildo during a visit to his ex-wife's home in Bradenton on July 1st and took his anger out on the object.
The two were reportedly smoking cigarettes in her bedroom when the little disagreement escalated into a fight. During the struggle, Horne busted in on her and accused her of cheating on him with a sex toy. He grabbed her hand and twisted it despite her pleas to let go.
He was booked in Manatee County Jail on Sunday on a charge of domestic battery, and released the following day after he posted $1,500 bail.
But is this a good enough reason to go to jail and spend $1,500? Nawa!
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