LOL! See Why This Man Went To Jail (PHOTO)

This is an actual story but I just find it really funny.

The man pictured above has been arrested after breaking his wife’s dildo which he accused her of cheating on him with.



36 year old Triston Horne, a Florida man with an extensive history of domestic battery was arrested after he allegedly flew into a fit of jealous rage and broke his ex-wife's sex toy.

Apparently, he couldn't stomach the thought of being replaced by a dildo during a visit to his ex-wife's home in Bradenton on July 1st and took his anger out on the object.

The two were reportedly smoking cigarettes in her bedroom when the little disagreement escalated into a fight. During the struggle, Horne busted in on her and accused her of cheating on him with a sex toy. He grabbed her hand and twisted it despite her pleas to let go.

He was booked in Manatee County Jail on Sunday on a charge of domestic battery, and released the following day after he posted $1,500 bail.


But is this a good enough reason to go to jail and spend $1,500? Nawa!