I just wanted to share an embarrassing but funny story.
Purging aka running stomach teach me lesson today. I was coming back from work today being Monday I dressed well. Tight skirt and all. I was showing off my nyash. I dey form fine girl no pimple.
Monday was my day to be humbled.
When I left work I was feeling a bit uneasy in my stomach but nothing serious. As I enter bus na so belle begin purge me. On top my fine girl I was sweating. I still thought I could hold it but as time went on it became more and more difficult. I just dey pray make I no embarrass myself. Men my stomach no agree the thing just dey rumble and rumble. As I reach my bus stop I begin find eatery where I go release the thing because if I try go house I would definitely poo on my body.
Monday was not my day at all. As I entered one eatery I tried to go to the toilet straight away but it was locked. I had to first buy meat pie then I asked to use their toilet all this while I could not stand still cos the thing was almost coming out. Before the person could bring key I don begin shit for body. As I enter the toilet before I could pull up my skirt up I released round 2 into my panties. I was just shaking just jelly fish because of the pressure. The clean up was not fun at all.
Dont ask me what i did with the pant and how i went home
Moral of the story – Dont play with hot shit obey it call immediately . Hahahahahahahaha
Please lets all share our shitty story so we can all laugh. Life is too serious sometimes
Thank you
Kind Regards
Sandra Shobowale
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